Unbelievably Boring.
May 20
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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Martin:
So, what isn't Douglas allowed to go near?
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Arthur:
The whiskey.
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Martin:
Who isn't allowed to go near the whiskey?
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Arthur:
Douglas.
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Martin:
What isn't Douglas allowed to do to the whiskey?
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Arthur:
Anything.
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Martin:
You really have got it!
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Arthur:
I've got it! I'm not stupid.
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Martin:
Who isn't allowed to do what to what?
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Arthur:
I am not allowed to drive mum's car.
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Martin:
What?!
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