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Reblog if you're a multi fandom blog and then...
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[[MORE]]I’ve got my iPod, eReader, some cash and a new pair of socks, I think I’m all set for Paris! Cannot wait to meet rexosaurusrex in person! And Disney Land on saturday! WEEEEEEEE!! Take care of yourselves and each other, hear me?!
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
May 20th
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Martin: So, what isn't Douglas allowed to go near?
Arthur: The whiskey.
Martin: Who isn't allowed to go near the whiskey?
Arthur: Douglas.
Martin: What isn't Douglas allowed to do to the whiskey?
Arthur: Anything.
Martin: You really have got it!
Arthur: I've got it! I'm not stupid.
Martin: Who isn't allowed to do what to what?
Arthur: I am not allowed to drive mum's car.
Martin: What?!
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ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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me: ok movie villain i understand you've been planning your villainy for quite some time. in addition to your justifiable motivations and strong willpower, you also seem profoundly intelligent and well-prepared with considerable power at your disposal. you're currently on a roll and since you still have an hour of screen time left i'm confident you can win this as long as you don't cockblock yourself by suddenly and uncharacteristically turning into an emotional dumbass.
movie villain: *suddenly and uncharacteristically turns into an emotional dumbass*
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dancingloki: thetimeladywhostoletheimpala: you-should-be-studying: I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.  The Supernatural fandom is trying the same thing with Gabriel. Hey, it worked for the Sherlock Holmes fandom back in 1903, why shouldn’t it work for us?
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johnnybooboo: raynesnotamouse: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. Don’t you dare.
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lefayss: charliesbrowns: sure alcohol is free, we sent you 12 million euros so i guess that’s not a big problem #THE POLITICAL POSTS ARE COMING #IT HATH BEGUN
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Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.
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