So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
BUT FIFTY CASES OF OREOS IS BRILLIANT
Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
happy!dean week → favorite funny moment
uhm guys. if this was real i would die so happy.
i looked for like fifteen minutes for a source for this. help?
…I’m totally changing my URL to that for reals
there could be something to this
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough an act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay