Unbelievably Boring.

clairaphernelia:

mazz-destruction:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

that-spook-from-london:

foodtrucker:

the invention of the shovel was ground breaking

but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.

come on, it was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling.

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but it all really took off when they invented the aeroplane

hoynofollo:

Not today

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Laughs, Giggles, and Manly Chuckles Set #10

georgetakei:

From my Facebook page, with a “Wild Side”

Death comes cold and swiss.
timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius
mattuhroo:

tatted-black-widow:

Shots fired

Shaaaaaaade

mattuhroo:

tatted-black-widow:

Shots fired

Shaaaaaaade

istoledrewspancakes:

thecelestialselkie:

normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

Omg

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
sherlockian-humour:

Approved by Dr. John Hamish Watson

sherlockian-humour:

Approved by Dr. John Hamish Watson

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it