At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Martin: So, what isn't Douglas allowed to go near?
Arthur: The whiskey.
Martin: Who isn't allowed to go near the whiskey?
Arthur: Douglas.
Martin: What isn't Douglas allowed to do to the whiskey?
Arthur: Anything.
Martin: You really have got it!
Arthur: I've got it! I'm not stupid.
Martin: Who isn't allowed to do what to what?
Arthur: I am not allowed to drive mum's car.
Martin: What?!
SOMEONE STOP ME!
there are two kinds of people
those who are day blogging and are pissing themselves laughing
and those who are night blogging and shitting themselves
u feel me
I… I just had to have these on my blog.
I can’t get over how real and perfect these are…
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