the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
come on, it was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling.
but it all really took off when they invented the aeroplane
Avengers Laughs, Giggles, and Manly Chuckles Set #10
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
I laughed so hard no sound came out
sometimes i wanna be top
and sometimes i wanna be bottom
look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
Approved by Dr. John Hamish Watson