Unbelievably Boring.
leandraholmes:

frankenstinwentmad:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

BUT FIFTY CASES OF OREOS IS BRILLIANT

*could have!

leandraholmes:

frankenstinwentmad:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

BUT FIFTY CASES OF OREOS IS BRILLIANT

*could have!

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

leandraholmes:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*presses button one-handedly* 

leandraholmes:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*presses button one-handedly* 

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

happy!dean week → favorite funny moment

livingasarobot:

uhm guys. if this was real i would die so happy.
i looked for like fifteen minutes for a source for this. help?

livingasarobot:

uhm guys. if this was real i would die so happy.

i looked for like fifteen minutes for a source for this. help?

Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

pyrebomb:

bluemethcrystals:

queenspritzee:

erinkyan:

hmasfatty:

sophisti-cunted:

soodlephoodlestoodle-coodlentoodled

HMOODLES Foodletty

…I’m totally changing my URL to that for reals

oodleroodlenkyoodlen

there could be something to this

qoodleoodleoodlensproodletzoodleoodle

crylaughing

bloodleoodlemoodlethcroodlestoodlels

poodleroodleboodlemb

hoodlebboodlettchoodle

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

assholes-and-elbowss:

jaredsgirl86:

0pal-heart:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.

3,969.865

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becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough an act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay