OH MY GOD
I may be a trained historian and a high school history teacher but no matter how hard I try, whenever I listen to the grainy audio of Hitler’s speeches I cannot help but visualise the aliens from Mars Attacks.
Thanks, Tim Burton.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
All that is missing is a Z snap of fabulous ownage.
I just almost spit out my coffee as I scrolled down my dash.
Loki’s Childhood part 2
After arranging them chronologically I realized it looks like Frigga has been flashbacking haha
Oh my gosh I did another 10 pics of baby loki again
Some of these pictures are part of another series of sketches that you can read here:
Harrison Ford, 1970s
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.